Hogg Sayings

* Do on to others before they do it to you

* One bad deed deserves another

* Blood is thicker than water, but money is thicker than blood

Wolfwing

Species: Werepyre

Weapon: None

Location: Darkovia

Class: None

Monster: Dracowerepyre

Fate: Disintigrated by one of Shadowslayer Z's arrows

Kitsune

Species: Yokai

Weapon: The Hanzamune Dragon Koi Blade

Location: Yokai Island

Class: Shogun

Monster: O-dokuro

Fate: Sent back to the yokai World

Vath

Species: Drow

Weapon: The Legendary Sword of Dragon Controle

Location: Dwarfhold Mountains

Class: Dragon Lord

Monster: The Rock Roc

Fate: Carried away by his dragon, Stalagebite, when he was freed from Vath's controle

Escherion

Species: ????

Weapon: The Staff of Inversion

Location: Chiral Valley

Class: Some sort of magic user

Monster: The Lake Hydra

Fate: Turned into a frog

There once was a farmer....

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick*
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and playthings, and at half past four
There came a young lady, she looked like a
Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable
Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy so tasty, made of butterscotch
and then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty, you can go fuck yourself!

Wilhelm Scream